September 2, 2014

br0oketrout:

my favorite activity is forcing others to listen to soul punk and telling them about how patrick stump played all the instruments and produced the whole thing by himself 

(via myminiatureromance)

September 2, 2014

Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

September 2, 2014

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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(via myminiatureromance)

September 2, 2014

slayboybunny:

its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying 

(via myminiatureromance)

September 2, 2014
me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
September 2, 2014

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via myminiatureromance)

September 2, 2014

fuckyeah1990s:

Sugar Ray - Someday

(Source: ghaashbub, via honeyjustice)

September 2, 2014
YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
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YA Book: bUTttttt
Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
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September 2, 2014

skwisgaaryousalady:

Disclosure ft. Sam Smith Latch

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September 2, 2014

Here’s how things work here: my job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame. And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. And only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert: I’m gonna win.

(Source: halpertjames, via cers-ei)

September 2, 2014

benshaws:

Game of Politics: It’s 2014 and Robert Baratheon is Prime Minister of Westeros.

Idris Elba as Robert Baratheon, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Stannis Baratheon and Anthony Mackie as Renly Baratheon.

(via aegontargaryen)

September 2, 2014
Things I was supposed to get done today: All the things
Things I got done today: Maybe half a thing
September 2, 2014
myvisagewasted:

morning glories fashion series | ike

what to wear when playing to win, eschewing all loyalties except to yourself, mistrusting your own eyes, losing control, throwing yourself into the fire just to get out of the dark

myvisagewasted:

morning glories fashion series | ike

what to wear when playing to win, eschewing all loyalties except to yourself, mistrusting your own eyes, losing control, throwing yourself into the fire just to get out of the dark

(via aegontargaryen)

September 2, 2014
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
September 2, 2014

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via drunkxabi)

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